When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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