why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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