dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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