Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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