Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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