I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
