I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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