Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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