I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
its not stalking. its research.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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