Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
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