What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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