I hope mine doesn't look like that
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Randomize
