I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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