Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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