im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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