it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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