This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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