I'm really into asian looking animals
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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