that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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