somebody snuck up and got me drunk
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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