i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Damn victory sex feels great
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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