he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
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