But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
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