WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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