Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
