Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
This is the high leading the old right now
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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