Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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