quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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