Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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