what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
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