I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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