Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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