You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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