susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
You have to summon your inner elephant
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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