You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
i think i just lost a toe
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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