Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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