I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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