Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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