And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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