I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
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