Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
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