think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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