I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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