We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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