is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
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