I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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