i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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