Sponge bath it is.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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