I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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