My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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