I just saw a hot homeless man
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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