So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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