I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
People in love make me want to vomit
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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