I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Floor bacon is actually really good
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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