he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
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