Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
