But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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