he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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