We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Pants 0. Shit 1.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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